I have heard other reports of this happening to very unlucky individuals. It appears that within very coincidental circumstances there is a time period where the normal order of things, and the natural placement of objects becomes disturbed. Thus creating an environment where the socks are never removed from the floor, and the cloths remain in the basket where, as any authority on the subject knows, they should not remain. The stationary state in which they are in is a great indicator that the vicinity has succumb to the universal phenomenon that is now known as hydroclothunrenewigin.
Steve, if your still alive, please please call 911 imediately. Yes, it seems the universe is out of kilter, the world is in danger and obviously in Europe very strange and dangerous things are happening. If you survive, please start getting the universe back to stability. I think only you can do it and if your are gone, we are all doomed. Please save us all. - Dad
First you can't come to Ft. Bragg, next the universe is out of kilter, No Coke Lite, that alone would put me right over the edge, what next for my poor big brother? remember what I told you about placing a personal ad, I now really think you need a friend or personal slave. This is what you will write. "Married fun loving dad seeks someone to pick up socks, load fridge, clean and fold clothes, and itch between my toes when needed" Who could resist that ad, Just some sisterly advice.
Steve, I think you are making all this up. Because, my fridge continues to replentish it's self and my socks are gone as fast as they hit the floor and folded clothes fill my shelves. I think if it was happening I would be experiencing the same effects. Unless you have slipped into some black hole or something, it just doesn't seem possible. If you continue to experience these phenomenons you better get back to Utah as quick as possible because it is definenty is not happing here. Best of luck with the problem but I still find it hard to believe.
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I have heard other reports of this happening to very unlucky individuals. It appears that within very coincidental circumstances there is a time period where the normal order of things, and the natural placement of objects becomes disturbed. Thus creating an environment where the socks are never removed from the floor, and the cloths remain in the basket where, as any authority on the subject knows, they should not remain. The stationary state in which they are in is a great indicator that the vicinity has succumb to the universal phenomenon that is now known as hydroclothunrenewigin.
Steve, if your still alive, please please call 911 imediately. Yes, it seems the universe is out of kilter, the world is in danger and obviously in Europe very strange and dangerous things are happening. If you survive, please start getting the universe back to stability. I think only you can do it and if your are gone, we are all doomed. Please save us all. - Dad
First you can't come to Ft. Bragg, next the universe is out of kilter, No Coke Lite, that alone would put me right over the edge, what next for my poor big brother?
remember what I told you about placing a personal ad, I now really think you need a friend or personal slave. This is what you will write.
"Married fun loving dad seeks someone to pick up socks, load fridge, clean and fold clothes, and itch between my toes when needed" Who could resist that ad, Just some sisterly advice.
Steve, I think you are making all this up. Because, my fridge continues to replentish it's self and my socks are gone as fast as they hit the floor and folded clothes fill my shelves. I think if it was happening I would be experiencing the same effects. Unless you have slipped into some black hole or something, it just doesn't seem possible. If you continue to experience these phenomenons you better get back to Utah as quick as possible because it is definenty is not happing here. Best of luck with the problem but I still find it hard to believe.
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